JUNIOR SAM JOKES & RIDDLES |
RIDDLES 1. Why did Sammy take a ruler to bed with him? 2. Where did Sammy go when he lost his tail? 3. Why is Sammy's nose in the middle of his face? |
JOKES Mother Sam: Junior Sam, why are you using a piece of cake to clean up that puddle on the floor? Junior Sam: Oh, it's all right, Mum. It's a sponge cake. Smilie Sam: I heard you'd had an electric shock, Shah. Shah Sam: Yes, it was awful. I stepped on a bun and a currant shot up my leg. |
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CANINE CAPERS Teacher Sam: Who can spell Samoyed? Junior Sam: S-A-M-O-Y-E Teacher Sam: Almost. What's at the end? Junior Sam: A tail. Man To Samoyed Breeder: Can I have a Samoyed for my son, please? Samoyed Breeder: Sorry, we don't do swaps. Junior Sam: Please Mr Vet, I need help. I keep seeing this spinning insect. Mr Vet: Don't worry, Junior Sam. It's just a bug going around. |
This page was last updated on: June 13, 2002
ANSWERS TO RIDDLES 1. To see how long he slept. 2. To the retail shop. 3. Because it is the scenter. |